WTF?! We are trying to sell our house. Tonight we got back after a showing to find that our house (which we cleaned all morning to be sparkling clean) had been ';invaded'; not only by the parents but also their kid, who was about 5 or 6. (We saw them in the driveway when we were coming home and had to circle the block a few times before they left.)
So we go inside and see that something purple was dribbled all over the carpeting (which is practically new) in 8-10 spots. I scrubbed and scrubbed, and most of it came out, but there is one spot I couldn't totally clean. It was something liquid and purple (I'm guessing a juice box, drool of lollipop or maybe a popsicle).
What should I do to that damn kid or his parents if I ever see them again? 10 points for the best answer to make me feel better!